I swear men think not wanting to have sex with a woman is some great achievement they need to be proud of and brag about all the time.
Shit, son, you're a magical creature you goddamn phoenix unicorn griffin King, you!
You're So.
Fucking.
Special.
We all wanted to know who you did and didn't wanna have sex with.
We were hanging on by a thread until you, in your benevolence, let us know that you would definitely not fuck Kim Kardashian and think Paris Hilton is 'nasty.'
Thanks for rescuing us from our ignorant, dark days!
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