ok but srsly tho

I swear men think not wanting to have sex with a woman is some great achievement they need to be proud of and brag about all the time.

Shit, son, you're a magical creature you goddamn phoenix unicorn griffin King, you!

You're So.
Fucking.
Special.

We all wanted to know who you did and didn't wanna have sex with.

We were hanging on by a thread until you, in your benevolence, let us know that you would definitely not fuck Kim Kardashian and think Paris Hilton is 'nasty.'

Thanks for rescuing us from our ignorant, dark days!

Shirley. Fucking. Manson.

<3

I really hate Adam Levine's voice.

I didn't always. It was OK on the first Maroon 5 album. But now it's like he doesn't actually care about the words he's singing anymore, he just wants to see if he can turn syllables into marbles with his tongue.

He can sing, I just feel like he doesn't put any emotion into it and just makes high pitched soft noises instead.

Like, there are probably wood pigeons out there that hear Adam Levine and are like "I definitely want to mate right now."