Halloween Costumes

So, since it's that time of the year when everyone bitches about what everyone else is wearing for less than 24 hours, here's some costumes I want to see this Halloween:

- Zombie Han Solo.
- That alien Roger thing from American Dad.
- Beast. Yes, from X-Men.
- A Predator dressed as Wonder Woman. Yo dawg, I heard you like costumes.
- Squirtle. Also it's your Bar Mitzvah so every couple hours everyone has to pick you up on a chair and shout "WEYY."
- Casey Jones. Though you might wanna replace the baseball bat with an inflatable one if you wanna get into any club that doesn't have locked doors and guards.
- Vampire David Dickinson.
- Minnie Mouse in a tooth necklace with a staff clearly made out of the bones of Pluto.
- Optimus Prime in a Bride To Be sash.
- A giant TV with The One Show playing.
- Smurfette in a onesie and last night's make-up, with a cuddly Gargamel toy under her arm.

I'd suggest Female Ghostbuster, but I've seen the internet and I now know that's just TOO scary.